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Re: Winter Hill BBC2 analogue QRT schedule.

"Bill" <wrightsaerials@f2s.com> wrote in message
news:F4qdnb6QO_bCWWTXnZ2dnUVZ8sidnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> Au contraire mon frère, my various teenage friends tell me that such
> behaviour is de rigeur in all classes of teenage society. Also that the
> birds very often make the running these days. . . .

No self-respecting teenager would touch you with a barge pole, which says a
lot about the ones that allegedly do. I think you're making things up again
here though.



> (Eee I've come over all linguistic, like. Better that than esurient though.
> Jamie you won't get the reference, but don't worry)

aw well, I'm sure it makes sense on "planet Bill Wright".



> What's that love? You've lost me. Ohh, snogging in the dark? No, it's always
> gone on.

Ah yes, as usual you've moved the goalposts. Previously you were claiming to
have touched them up in the dark while pretending it was a ghost, basically as
an excuse to touch girls without being caught.
Now you've changed it to the far less creepy behaviour of snogging (which
would of course require mutual consent), after having realised how pervy you
sounded the first time no doubt. :p


> Sit in the youth club telling the lasses that the local churchyard
> is haunted, and that at the stroke of midnight the air becomes chilled and
> then a moment later a ghost appears and dances on a tomb.Teenage lasses
> can't contain their curiousity often as not, so when you offer to take them
> to the churchyard at midnight they generally fall for it. Of course at
> midnight you give a theatrical shiver and she says "Ohh, it has gone cold
> hasn't it? You pull her towards you and enfold her in your duffle coat.
> "Would you like to feel my ectoplasm?"
> (Eee I've come over all Mills and Boone now! Whatever's wrong with me
> today?)

See above - you've changed your story and are now wasting bandwidth with
pointless blather to try and gloss over your previous confessions.



>> OK. When you encounter a couple in a relationship and they are both horrid
>> people, the saying is, 'They'd spoil another couple'. It means that if
>> they
>> hadn't found each other they would between them have made two other
>> innocent
>> people unhappy.
>
>>Speak for yourself. Scott's not unhappy with me :p
>
> Big sigh. I was jokingly saying we were both annoying little twats at
> school. Oh, never mind. It would be easier to train a monkey (another
> allusion you might not be familiar with).

Again, you didn't come across as if you were joking. If you genuinely were,
then this is another instance of poor articulation on your part.
Perhaps if you knew how to use emoticons to overcome the limitations of
textual communication like everyone else does, it'd help you in situations
like this.
It's a shame that you instead resort to insulting others, to draw attention
away from your own shortcomings in this area.

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