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Re: For the attention of anybody Scottish...

"Len GM0ONX" <gm0onx@goooooglemail.com> wrote in message
news:h2gtrb$b65$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Chaney's Laptop wrote:
>> The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by
>> a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD).
>>
>> AD: "You say you went to your friend's house that night. Why did you go
>> there?"
>>
>> WITNESS: "Tae get a tap."
>>
>> AD: "Is your friend a plumber?"
>>
>> WITNESS: "Naw."
>>
>> AD: "Are you a plumber?"
>>
>> WITNESS: "Naw."
>>
>> The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD
>> realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his
>> fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money. Daylight
>> apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning
>> accordingly.
>>
>> AD: "So you went to the house to borrow money?"
>>
>> WITNESS: "Naw."
>>
>> AD: "Ah. You went to the house to lend money?"
>>
>> WITNESS: "Naw."
>>
>> In exasperation the AD says, "You told the court you went to your
>> friend's house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?"
>>
>> WITNESS: ".......................A Sellick tap."
>>
>>
>
> Don't give up the day job! :-)
>

I had to have the girlfriend explain it to me...

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