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THE HOMELESS TWAT AND THE AUTOMOBILE

Generally speaking, the homeless twat lacks vehicular transport, due to a
lack of funds, mostly, but also sometimes because her brain is infested with
maggots.  In most states, it is illegal to own or drive a car when you've
got a maggoty brain.  Eating Carls Junior hamburgers, plump and runny all
over with an overabundance of ketchup and mayo, from filthy dumpsters no
less, sometimes will cause the maggoty brain infestation.

However, only in America, folks, the homeless twat often composes--using her
two-watt light bulb brain--some concocted story whereby someone is working
on a car.  We really don't know what THAT is all about, though we suspect it
has something to do with those shitty Carls Junior burgers.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A SHION DAY.



--
The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it is
strongest and most tenacious.  But in choosing the things that should be
committed to memory, the utmost care and forethought must be exercised, as
lessons well learnt in youth are never forgotten.

--Arthur Schopenhauer
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